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fucking STab ME MY INSIDES ARE ON FIRE

*** it you got a message from me about bitcoins and wanting to buy some random electronic devise, it’s 💯fake*** he/him or they/them pronouns. 18. gay. nothing about me is fun and i've learned to deal with that and i hope you do too.

charlesoberonn

lovelylittlewordsmith

Anyone else look up Spider-Ham’s origin story after the movie and just…

mrsweaty

tlatotem

Honest I had this comic growing up and I had to sit through like seven tv shows and movie reboots about Spider-Man’s origins knowing they couldn’t top this but they kept trying

404-son-of-a-shepherd-not-found

This was a wild read from start to finish

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the-ice-castle

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teerofinale

lollitree:
“My full @pkmguildzine piece! There’s still a week left to get a copy of the zine for those who are interested!
”

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aacon

gdleigh-photoart

wildforms

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conspiracygrandpa

lastoneout:
“ ladydragon76:
“ diaryofakanemem:
“I need this.
”
So mote it be.
” ”

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bummass

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

gaycism

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

fatfreefiddlefaddle

^literally what I thought

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thepageofhopes

jeevesandcrow

disney’s been hiring lesbians

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gaaraofsburbia

busyartist asked:

i would absolutely love if you drew sans and komaeda for fingers in his ass sunday, one last time

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gaaraofsburbia

consvlaris

i’m really over the idea that customers deserve unconditional respect from employees like nah bitch you deserve back the exact amount of respect you enter the store with. you throw a tantrum in public? you deserve to be escorted out in front of everyone and i hope it’s humiliating for you. you try to come in after close and don’t take “we’re closed” as an answer? you deserve to be told to leave and ignored. you insult the people providing services to you? you deserve to be refused service. if you don’t behave like a damn adult with impulse control and basic compassion, no one personally owes you a fucking thing my dude

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